Dog Quotes

Some funnies from the famous and not-so-famous for your Monday enjoyment.

 

 

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his

tongue.  -Anonymous

 

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  -Ben Williams

 

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.  -Josh Billings

 

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.  -Andy Rooney

 

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.  - Franklin Jones

 

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.  -Unknown

 

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.  -Joe Weinstein

 

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.  - Mark Twain

 

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.  -Roger Caras

 

Until next time,

Good day, and good dog!

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2 thoughts on “Dog Quotes”

  1. My favorite, from Robert Benchley : A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

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