After my last top ten list which featured the prayers of our four-footed friends, I was asked to compile a list of the top ten dog sins. So, here we go.
Category Archives: Dog Humor
Tuesday’s Top Ten: Reasons Why God Made Dogs
Ever wonder what the true purpose of dogs is? Here are some suggestions (with thanks to FunnyPostcards.com).
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Special Weekend Top Ten: Dog Prayers
Yes, I know it’s not Tuesday, but this one just seemed more appropriate to a Sunday. Below are the top ten prayers our dogs may be whispering right this minute.
Have You Ever Seen a Dog Smile?
Check out these pix from my brother. It seems many dogs are entirely capable of expressing their happiness!
A Dog’s Life: Easy or Hard
Many people talk about having a dog’s life – thinking it’s no more complicated than eating, sleeping, and taking the occasional trip outside to the bathroom. But is it really such an easy life? Think of all the things your dog has to remember on a daily basis!
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
In a recent survey, dogs of various breeds were asked about changing lightbulbs. The results were hermetically sealed inside a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall’s back porch, but this intrepid reporter has gained access. The dogs’ answers, shown below, may or may not surprise you. Continue reading How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
Meet Buford, K-9 Extraordinaire
My posts have been a little few and far between this week because I’m working at the community festival surrounding the Pro Football Hall of Fame Enshrinement.
Today, I was honored to meet Buford, one of Canton’s finest. (And I apologize, Buford, for the smeary picture – not sure what happened. Let’s just say we are digitizing your face so you don’t blow your undercover status!)
Hard at work protecting and serving the populace of Canton, 7-year old Buford rides with Patrol Officer Gilmore of the Canton Police Department.
I think Buford was a little disappointed when he got out of the car ready to work, and only got his picture taken instead of using his training and skills.
Canton’s K-9 force consists of 11 dog/officer pairs. They are used for search and rescue, bad-guy tracking, and drug sniffing.
Average annual cost of food: $300
Average cost of dog acquisition and training: $15,000
Sleeping better at night knowing Buford is on the job: priceless!
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
Dog/cat picture caption contest
I received word that People magazine is holding a caption contest with this picture.
If you have a funny caption to describe what these two animals are discussing, simply go to the People Web site, create an account and enter your caption. They also give you the opportunity to upload your own pet photos for future contests.
Make sure you comment here and tell us what you sent in so we can all enjoy a laugh! My entry: “Mom! He’s looking at me!”
Rob Worrall – I especially want to see your entry!
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
Tuesday’s Top Ten: Why Dogs are Better Than Kids – Part II
Last week, we gave you the top half of the list of reasons why dogs are better than kids. Below is the conclusion of the same list.
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Tuesday’s Top Ten: Why Dogs are Better Than Kids
If you’re like me, there are days you wonder why you ever bothered to have kids in the first place. Here is our list of the reasons why we should have all just stuck with our dogs.
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