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Friday Funny: Mass for a dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and said, “Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be sayin’ a mass for the poor creature?”

Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new denomination down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.”Muldoon said, “I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?”

Father Patrick exclaimed, “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya’ tell me the dog was Catholic?”

A Wake-Up Call from my Dog

Ya’ gotta hand it to my Golden, Maggie.  She knows how to get her way.  I know she wants to be the center of my life, but enough is enough!  For whatever reason, she decided that I needed to be out of bed at 5:30 this morning.  She started by pawing at my face.  OK, so I’m a little behind on clipping her nails, but that hurt!

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