Great Doggie Quotations

I’ve been collecting dog quotations. Thought I’d share a few clever ones with you:

  • If dogs could talk it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
  • You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’ – Dave Barry
  • The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too. – Samuel Butler
  • If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. – Phil Pastoret
  • The more I see of men the more I like dogs. – Madame de Stael
  • Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! – Anne Tyler
  • Don’t make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they’ll treat you like dogs. – Martha Scott
  • There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Ben Williams
  • I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts. – John Steinbeck

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  1. Another quotation I just remembered: “A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley

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