Friday Funny: Cross-Bred Dogs

With great thanks to, check out what happens when you cross different breeds.

They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.

They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.

They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

They crossed an Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.

They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t really matter.

They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.

They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end.

Until next time,

Good day, and good dog!

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3 thoughts on “Friday Funny: Cross-Bred Dogs”

  1. We adopted a rescue pup that appears to be a Norwich or Norfork terrier. He is full of playfulness and has even gotten our 12 y/o mini schnauzer female to play with him and chase him. He goes in/out the puppy door but doesn’t seem to be able to keep from pee/pooping if the door is secured. We want to travel in our 5th wheel and can’t always take him right out especially in the middle of the night. Do you have any suggestions? We are retired and still want to travel.

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