A man notices a sign in a pet shop window “Talking Dog for Sale”. Intrigued, he enters and asks the shopkeeper if he can see the dog.
“I hear you can talk” says the man.
“Yep” replies the dog.
“So tell me about yourself” the man continues.
“Well,” says the dog, “I discovered I had this gift pretty young and approached the government. In no time at all I was being flown from place to place to eavesdrop on world leaders. Later I became tired of the traveling and took a job as an undercover security guard at an airport, where I thwarted a hijacking. I was given a huge reward and was able to retire”
Amazed by this, the man asks “How much for the dog?”
“$20” comes the reply.
“But this dog is amazing” says the man “Why so cheap?”
“He’s a liar” says the pet shop owner, “He hasn’t done any of those things.”
Happy April Fools Day!
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!