Tuesday Top Ten: Ways the Miss America Pageant Would be Different if Judged by Dogs

It’s the Dog Lady’s birthday today, so I cheated and picked up content from another site to share with you today.

Found this post on the Mighty Might Dog Gear Forum, and just had to share!  Kudos to whoever wrote it – I found it hysterical!

Ways the Miss America Pageant Would Be Different if the Judges Were Dogs:

10. Title revoked if old photographs surface of the winner petting a cat
9. Put your money on the girl wearing the sash made of baloney
8. New sniffing competition
7. Rambunctious Miss Ohio forced to wear one of those big plastic cones on head
6. Host Bob Barker torn to shreds by pack of angry neutered judges
5. Winning talent? Throwing a stick
4. Pageant thrown into total chaos by judge in heat
3. Miss Texas disqualified for stuffing her evening gown with Gaines Burgers
2. Winner gets to drink out of toilet
1. Points taken off for mange

Until next time,

Good day, and good dog!

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5 thoughts on “Tuesday Top Ten: Ways the Miss America Pageant Would be Different if Judged by Dogs”

  1. My golden Oz was on the noon news. We were at Kia of Watertown Ct. with Teresa and Angela both local stars for News WTNH ABC. They asked us to be part of the final shot for the bands encuraging drivers to to text and drive. Oz was a perfect gentleman and loved all the praise he got from the crew. He was well behaved in the showroom too. Imagine what he could do with professional training. I guess I’m doing a pretty good job on my own thanks to the aniimal planets show IT’S ME OR THE DOG. Thanks Victoria for the tips!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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