Another outstanding list from Woofipedia. Click on the link if you want to see the pix that go along with this. Just like with the list for Aussie families, I would argue that all of us who love dogs would get most of these – not sure why they singled out German Shepherds, but it’s a cute list, nonetheless.
1. We are collectors of nose art—as you can see on our walls, doors, and windows.
2. We fear one thing—that our dogs might be smarter than we are.
3. Our dogs eat healthier food than we do.
4. We never have to worry about being alone because our dog is stuck like Velcro to our leg.
5. We never worry about our dog chewing up our favorite shoes—because we’re more concerned about the couch.
6. We chose this furniture because it matched our dog’s fur.
7. We know the dog owns the house, we just get to live here.
8. We own stock in vacuum cleaners. They don’t call them “German Shedders” for nothing!
9. Owners long for a lazy day as they take their German Shepherd out for their third walk.
10. But most of all, we know we will be rewarded with a lifetime of love and loyalty.
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!