From our friends at Woofipedia: Top ten dog jokes. Okay, some of them are groaners, but at least a few of them will bring a smile to your Tuesday!
1. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a woman’s hairpiece?
A chili dog on a bun.
2. How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws.
3. What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
4. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
5. Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk?
She was ticketed for littering.
6. What does a dog say before eating?
7. How is a dog like a marine biologist?
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
8. What does a Dalmatian say when he’s scratching an itch?
Ahh, that’s the spot!
9. Why did the tree think the dog was talking to him?
He kept saying “bark, bark, bark!”
10. A police officer was sitting his car with his K9 partner in the back seat. A man walked over and asked, “Is that a dog in the back seat?” The officer said, “It sure is.” The man responded, “Wow, what did he do?”
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!