1. Don’t bark up the wrong tree.
2. Stay away from moving tires.
3. Know when it’s time to roll over and play dead.
4. Don’t let the toilet seat hit you in the head while you’re getting a drink.
I just love the last one – probably because it’s so close to my all-time favorite saying: “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!”
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!