Good news! The Delta K-9 injured in the raid on Al Baghdadi’s compound is said to be back at work and will heal completely from his/her injuries. Although much about the four-legged soldier remains classified, a picture of the hero was released on Twitter.
My favorite story, reflecting the intense interest the public has shown in this dog of war, is the satire piece in the Babylon Bee entitled CNN Uncovers Evidence Hero Dog Sniffed Dozens of Butts Back in College. I think I can reprint the lead without violating their copyright, but you’ll have to follow the link to see the rest.
U.S.—Everyone praised the classified “Hero Dog” for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog’s internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.
Go read the rest – it’ll bring a smile to your day!
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!