My cousin Ginger’s experience today with a stray:
So I got in my car and drove to the Decker’s to put some gas in my car. As I was on the way there, I looked in the mirror and I saw my stray Girl dog running and following me.
I immediately slowed down and pulled over to the side of the road. She came to me wagging happily. I opened the door and put her in back seat.
Continue reading The stray who strayed
Bill Cosby used to tell how awful it was growing up as an only child… “They knew you did it!”
Here’s a doggy version of a similar situation.
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
Have you seen this Geico commercial yet? I get a big kick out of it every time I see it. I would love to meet the genius who came up not only with the Gecko, but also with this duo.
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
Hoping you enjoyed Cooper’s singing earlier in the week. He talks a lot, but I’d never heard him sing until Jimmy took out the harmonica. Made me wonder – does your dog sing?
Jimmy was messing around on his harmonica this afternoon. Can’t decide if Cooper liked it or hated it so much he had to sing along.
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. Continue reading Friday Funny: Your Duck is Dead
Have you ever seen a dog look at himself in the mirror?
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door, at pet nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years–canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough! Continue reading Rules and Regulations – dog style
