Dog Quotes

Some funnies from the famous and not-so-famous for your Monday enjoyment.



The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his

tongue.  -Anonymous


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  -Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.  -Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.  -Andy Rooney


Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.  – Franklin Jones


If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.  -Unknown


My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.  -Joe Weinstein


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.  – Mark Twain


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.  -Roger Caras


Until next time,

Good day, and good dog!

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2 thoughts on “Dog Quotes”

  1. My favorite, from Robert Benchley : A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

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