Some funnies from the famous and not-so-famous for your Monday enjoyment.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. – Franklin Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise. -Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. – Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!
2 thoughts on “Dog Quotes”
My favorite, from Robert Benchley : A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.