More Doggie Quotations

Here are some more quotations about our best friends.

 

  • If you pick up a dog that is starving and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man. – Mark Twain
  • If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise – Unknown
  • We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It is the best deal we have ever made. – M. Acklam
  • The reason a dog has lots of friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue. – Unknown
  • Dogs love their friends but bite their enemies. That is quite unlike people. We are not capable of pure love and always mix love and hate. – Sigmund Freud
  • Do not accept your dog’s admiration as being conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers
  • I wonder if other dogs think poodles belong to some weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner
  • My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am. – Unknown
  • Cats and women will do as they please. Dogs and men need to relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
  • A dog is the only thing in the world that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings
  • Dogs may not be our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras
  • A child’s dog teaches them fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
  • The average dog is a much nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
  • Anyone who doesn’t know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog. – Franklin P. Jones

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