One of my closest friends from high school has adopted two greyhounds. I always love reading his Facebook posts, but this one in particular had me laughing out loud. I think most of us can relate to the war on crickets.
6:25 AM: Two dining room chairs overturned in pursuit of a cricket.
6:26 AM: Cricket apprehended and devoured.
6:28 AM: Vomiting of cricket pieces begins.
6:40 AM: Vomiting continues. Human butler runs out of paper towels.
6:41 AM: Human butler loudly curses toilet paper’s fragility.
6:45 AM: Order restored. Coffee brewed.
6:55 AM: Second cricket is discovered. Second greyhound involved in pursuit.
6:56 AM: Human butler puts hounds up for adoption; adds bourbon to coffee.
8:55 AM: Cricket sounds issue from dining room. Human butler has f***ing had it; puts house up for sale.
Gotta’ love ‘em!
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!