From the Twitter feed of Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings):
i made a list of events. i think should be added. to the olympics
2. the 100m hardwood floor slide
9. least time between naps
3. walking on the opposite side of a tree. so your human has to switch the hand they are holding the leash with
6. floor routine. but it’s belly rubs
Sounds about right.
Until next time,
Good deal and good dog!