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Inauguration Day 2013

Photo: ABC News

I have it on good authority that Bo took his oath of office today.

“I, Bo Obama, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of First Dog of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, protect and defend the White House and First Family of the United States.”

His luncheon was said to include a little leftover bison, and he paraded through the Rose Garden about a half hour later to leave a little present for the Secret Service.

He wanted to go to the MLK monument on the Mall, but it was too crowded with all those folks who came to see the other residents of the White House.

Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!