10. But Dad! I don’t wanna stand that way. The other dogs always make fun of me.
9. So many butts to sniff, so little time.
8. Hey! Who’s that cute Poodle over there on the next bench?
7. Sure, I’d love to go out with you, but I gotta wash my hair.
6. Honest, judge, I’m not hiding anything in my mouth.
5. I hate it when Mom picks me up by my tail.
4. I hear when we retire, we get 70 virgins, if you know what I mean.
3. My brother can’t come to the show because he’s fixed. Does that mean I’m broken?
2. Hey! Keep that line straight! Now move closer together! Stay put! (Applies to border collie judging only.)
1. Hey, judge! I’d like to see you try that when my mom’s not holding my jaws shut.
Until next time,
Good day, and good dog!